If this is your very first time ever coming to my blog then you should know that K is my husband.
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I had an eye doctor appointment recently and I decided not to wear mascara that morning so he’d have a clear canvas to exam. Halfway through the exam he told me I needed to open my eyes wider because my eyelashes were so long 😀 I don’t think he necessarily meant it as a compliment, but I took it as such!
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K was in the shower and I was bringing him a pair of shorts from the laundry room.
Me: Hey, my mom brought us donuts but they messed yours up- it’s chocolate frosting instead of maple.
K *sticks head out of curtain & has a shampoo mohawk*: That’s unacceptable.
Me: …I can’t take you seriously.
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K: I need you to keep the house stocked with some things at all times.
Me: Um… What?
K: Oreos.
Me: I thought you were going to start eating better.
K: Yeah, plus Oreos.
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Via text – K was home for lunch & I was at work.
Me: Pull the chicken out of the freezer so it’ll thaw for dinner.
K: Why chicken? I thought we were having hello giggles for dinner.
Me: We are. And it’s HelloFresh. And the chicken is part of it.
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K texted and asked me when I’d be home from my hair appointment:
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The show K was watching ended and the production co. ads started playing for the movie on next
K: Alright, time for bed.
Me: Nah, sit down here and watch whatever movie this is so I can read a bit.
*I take the remote and hit “INFO”*
K: No, I don’t want to- *reads ‘Smokey and the Bandit’ * – DAMMIT.
Me: See you in a few hours!
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Sometimes we go to local open houses on Sunday afternoons- just because we like to.
K: Why are you bringing your purse in?
Me: Because I have pig-tails in my hair today and I thought a purse would make me look more like an adult.
K: ….you have a Batman pin on your purse.
Life as Louise 
I’m pretty sure Andrew has said the same thing about healthy eating, ya know, it’s healthy eating+Oreos. Of course, how could I have been so ignorant.
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I’m not a huge fan of Oreos, so it’s not my priority to keep them in stock. This doesn’t bode well for half of the people in our house. Haha.
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heheheh this is too funny! 😛 I can never remember KC and I’s conversations, I should really write them down. 🙂 My favorites here are the shampoo faux hawk and the pigtails one. 😛 heheh so funny! XO – Alexandra
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I never thought I’d do a post like this, but then K had a whole week of hilarious one-liners and conversations so I suddenly had content. Lol
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Hello Giggles. There needs to be a company with that name.
I so laughed at the Smokey & the Bandit 🙂
YES to the Batman Pin – I have my Belle pin on my stuff too 🙂 #nevergrowup
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There’s a website called Hello Giggles that shares on opinion and entertainment pieces. I used to read it all the time so that’s where K got the name. Ha.
Smokey and the Bandit was on AGAIN this week and K watched it. Ridiculous.
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Hahahaha healthy plus oreos. Sounds like my kind of diet! And I had to laugh at the shampoo hawk. It would be hard to take anyone seriously right then.
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When I called him out he told me that’s just how he washes his hair, haha. I told him he’s a liar and I’m sure I walked in on a shower air guitar solo. Ha.
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Hahaha! These sound just like the conversations Nick and I have. Also, I have a Harry Potter pin on my purse!!
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Nothing wrong with that! I actually have four pins- one that’s against animal cruelty, one promoting animal adoption, one with an Alice in Wonderland scene, and then the Batman one 🙂
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Hello Giggles! I love that. Haha. The Batman pin comment is hilarious, too. 🙂
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I have a super adult-looking purse but I didn’t have it that day. He was right- my pinned purse makes me look even MORE like a teenager… ha.
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I totally want to keep Oreos stocked at all times too, but since I’m the only one who can eat them and I’m horrible at self control…that would end badly!!! Haha! I love these!!!
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See?? I’m trying to help him out! I don’t eat Oreos (except in milkshakes) so he’d be devouring the entire thing himself. Probably in a day… or an hour. Haha.
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All of these made me giggle but that last one is the best!
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Sometimes his quick wit drives me crazy. Hahaha. At least it keeps me on my toes!
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First of all, awesome blog post idea and secondly, KYLE IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!! You captured his humor so so well Bc I was laughing that whole time. “Yeah, plus Oreos” haha I love it!
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Thanks, Julie! I’ve seen other bloggers so this with their significant others and then K had a week of hilarious conversations so I figure, why not. He’s so sarcastic and witty most of the time- it makes for entertaining banter 🙂
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haha!!!! That last one is hilarious. They’re all good 😉 Hello Giggles – so funny!
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Haha, thanks Emily 🙂 I don’t know if he actually couldn’t remember “HelloFresh” or if he was trying to mess with me…. ha.
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“plus oreos” MY LIFE.
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His life, too. Ha! He loves trying the new ones that aren’t too unorthodox. Cinnamon Roll Oreos are a favorite in our house.
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Haha is he a Hello Giggles fan? These are all great.
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No, haha. I used to be, though, so he knows about the website. He’s just a dingbat. Lol.
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Hahaha! I love this. I especially love the Mohawk and Oreos. I once did a post about ridiculous things I have to say to my dog, but I absolutely love the idea of recording actual conversations since… ya know… my dog doesn’t talk back. My husband says some whacky stuff too.
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We make our dogs talk… If K asks one of them a question I’ll answer it in a dopey voice 🙂 Those generate some odd conversations, too! Ha!
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OMG you guys are hilarious! “hello giggles”. haha
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Haha, thanks Heidi. He sure does THINK he’s hilarious 😉 Haha!
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HELLO GIGGLES! That’s hilarious.
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He’s such a goon. Haha!
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