Chats with K + other conversations

If this is your very first time ever coming to my blog then you should know that K is my husband.

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I had an eye doctor appointment recently and I decided not to wear mascara that morning so he’d have a clear canvas to exam. Halfway through the exam he told me I needed to open my eyes wider because my eyelashes were so long πŸ˜€ I don’t think he necessarily meant it as a compliment, but I took it as such!

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K was in the shower and I was bringing him a pair of shorts from the laundry room.
Me: Hey, my mom brought us donuts but they messed yours up- it’s chocolate frosting instead of maple.
K *sticks head out of curtain & has a shampoo mohawk*: That’s unacceptable.
Me: …I can’t take you seriously.

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K: I need you to keep the house stocked with some things at all times.
Me: Um… What?
K: Oreos.
Me: I thought you were going to start eating better.
K: Yeah, plus Oreos.

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Via text – K was home for lunch & I was at work.
Me: Pull the chicken out of the freezer so it’ll thaw for dinner.
K: Why chicken? I thought we were having hello giggles for dinner.
Me: We are. And it’s HelloFresh. And the chicken is part of it.

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K texted and asked me when I’d be home from my hair appointment:

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The show K was watching ended and the production co. ads started playing for the movie on next
K: Alright, time for bed.
Me: Nah, sit down here and watch whatever movie this is so I can read a bit.
*I take the remote and hit “INFO”*
K: No, I don’t want to- *reads ‘Smokey and the Bandit’ * – DAMMIT.
Me: See you in a few hours!

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Sometimes we go to local open houses on Sunday afternoons- just because we like to.
K: Why are you bringing your purse in?
Me: Because I have pig-tails in my hair today and I thought a purse would make me look more like an adult.
K: ….you have a Batman pin on your purse.

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30 thoughts on “Chats with K + other conversations

  1. Hello Giggles. There needs to be a company with that name.
    I so laughed at the Smokey & the Bandit πŸ™‚
    YES to the Batman Pin – I have my Belle pin on my stuff too πŸ™‚ #nevergrowup

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    1. There’s a website called Hello Giggles that shares on opinion and entertainment pieces. I used to read it all the time so that’s where K got the name. Ha.
      Smokey and the Bandit was on AGAIN this week and K watched it. Ridiculous.

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    1. Nothing wrong with that! I actually have four pins- one that’s against animal cruelty, one promoting animal adoption, one with an Alice in Wonderland scene, and then the Batman one πŸ™‚

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  2. I totally want to keep Oreos stocked at all times too, but since I’m the only one who can eat them and I’m horrible at self control…that would end badly!!! Haha! I love these!!!

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  3. First of all, awesome blog post idea and secondly, KYLE IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!! You captured his humor so so well Bc I was laughing that whole time. “Yeah, plus Oreos” haha I love it!

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    1. Thanks, Julie! I’ve seen other bloggers so this with their significant others and then K had a week of hilarious conversations so I figure, why not. He’s so sarcastic and witty most of the time- it makes for entertaining banter πŸ™‚

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  4. Hahaha! I love this. I especially love the Mohawk and Oreos. I once did a post about ridiculous things I have to say to my dog, but I absolutely love the idea of recording actual conversations since… ya know… my dog doesn’t talk back. My husband says some whacky stuff too.

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