Chats with K (Roadtrip Edition)

If this is your very first time ever coming to my blog then you should know that K is my husband.

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During lunch at Boardwalk on the Beach.
K *slides car keys to me*: My beer is 10% alcohol…
Me: Well I just ordered moonshine so… it appears we’ll be shopping a little longer.

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As we’re leaving the hotel for the day…
Me: Got a room key?
K: Yeah.
Me: Car key?
K: Yeah.
Me: Phone?
K: Yes, dear. Anything else?
Me: …got your wallet?
K: Yes.
Me: Then I think we’re all good!

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We were discussing a 2017 wedding in which we’re helping with the canine attendant.
Me: This is like your dream wedding, Mr. Anti-Social! You can avoid all the guests because you’re bringing a dog to the wedding!
K: I always bring a dog to weddings.
Me: You are not funny.

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I would bet that this man has NEVER made cookie dough.
I guarantee this smart-aleck has never made cookie dough in his life.

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During the Halloween party.
Party guest: Do you guys have some drinks or liquor?
My brother: I have never known this house not to have alcohol in it.*

*Taken as a compliment, yo.

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Sometimes we make big decisions together. Sometimes he talks to my dad.

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Never a dull moment, guys…

Happy Hump Day!

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34 thoughts on “Chats with K (Roadtrip Edition)

    1. I always grin when I get to read inside conversations between bloggers and their significant others- especially when the s/o is as “charming” as mine. Hahaha! He’s a pretty good time to be around πŸ™‚

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  1. Did you really drink moonshine? I have to ask because the last wedding I did, a groomsman had some from TN that he brought for the reception. The smell of it legit gave me a headache. It was HARSSHHHHHHH

    I just am excited about a wedding having a dog attendant!!!! … that comment though? Give a punch in the gut for that one πŸ™‚

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    1. It was a mixed drink, but the alcohol component was moonshine, haha! When we go to the races in TN they always have a moonshine tent set up, too!

      He’s such a turd. When I was reading this blog to him to get his “ok” on posting it he started snickering all over again at that conversation! Little rat….. haha!

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  2. hahahaha love the last one. sometimes i talk to his mom about things and he’s like wait, don’t i get a say? not really haha. and seriously, the amount of times we’ve had to go back up to a room because someone left something behind, i always do the check all the things before we leave now

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    1. I got that text from him and I was like, ‘Um….. I missed the part where you’re married to my dad!??’ Haha. It’s ridiculous, but he’d have called me to discuss it I probably would’ve told him to talk to my dad. Hahahahaha.

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  3. Hahaha, I have to do the run down with James too before he goes somewhere! Otherwise he will inevitably forget something. James is also known for talking to my dad about big decisions.

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  4. The dog one is mean! They always think they are so smart and quick, you know? Chris just automatically assumes that I am his DD for everything. Last year we were in Gatlinburg and went and did Moonshine Tastings and Whiskey Tastings back to back and I got DRUNK from the free alcohol. Chris was like ummmm what is going on here??? YOU ARE THE DD!!!! Oops. Luckily we had hours left to walk around and I was completely sober when we left.

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    1. K NEVER drinks liquor and I usually get a mixed drink at dinner or when we’re on vacation. Typically his beer isn’t so strong so it all works out, ha. After we hit a few more stores we were more than ok, but when he first said something about driving I was like, “Nooooooo….”, haha!

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  5. See, I always ask Angel about keys, wallet, phone, etc. when we leave the house because guaranteed he’s left at least one of them behind. And my parents can convince Angel to do anything–they are far more persuasive than I am, I want to know their secrets…

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    1. Sometimes I’ll say that I have to call my dad and tell him something and K’s like, “Oh I already talked to him today. He’s doing XYZ so you’ll have to wait to call him until later.” I’m like… do you guys just chit chat all day or what?!

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    1. Hahaha, I took it as a compliment πŸ˜‰ We’re such weirdos. I wish I’d remember to jot down our conversations more often! There are some gems that go unrecorded.

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  6. I love how he was ready to “come up with something” for the party.
    Moonshine and 10% alcohol in beer? You two sound like my kind of peeps.

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    1. He’s such a fibber, though! If I remember correctly he all but skipped town the morning of the party to avoid me while I was in crazy cleaning/cooking mode. Haha.

      We definitely do not shy away from adult beverages πŸ˜‰ Even at lunch time! Haha!

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  7. Ah Kris and I always go through the “keys, wallet, phone” routine every time we leave the house. Although, he’s mostly talking to himself and I don’t think he cares if I have any of my stuff haha!

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    1. Kyle’s the kind of guy that will notice that I’ve left my phone on the table, slide it into his pocket, and then let me panic for a few minutes while we’re on the road before revealing that he’s grabbed it for me. Some kind of lesson-teaching or something. Turd. Lol

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