Ho hum… Time for a *somewhat* holiday edition of husband conversations.
Me: Why were single-word band names so popular in the 80s?
K: I don’t know. They just were.
Me: Boston, Kansas, Styx, Journey, Rush, Wham-
K: No. Do not include Wham with that group of artists.
Mid-November I was listening to loud Christmas music & baking in the kitchen.
Romantically wrapping his arms around me and nuzzling his chin in my neck, Kyle whispers: Hey, I’m gonna go ahead and turn this shit off.
A female colleague was stopping by later in the day.
Me: Your new girlfriend is stopping in later.
K: I don’t have a new girlfriend. Two of you is enough to deal with.
Me: Excuse me?
Kyle: No, Isaac still has mine.
Me: Teddy Rump-skin?
K: …first of all it’s ‘Teddy Ruxpin.’ Secondly, no it was A.G. Bear.
K: Did you brush your teeth?
Me: …yes. Why?
K: *sniffs my lips* You smell a little like old person.
Me: Umm…
K: Did you eat an old person for breakfast?
I laid out my cabin trip outfit the night before I left:
K: Did you even pack any clothes?
Me: …yeah? Why?
K: I feel like all you need to legitimately camp is that outfit you’re wearing tomorrow.
Such a comedian.
Life as Louise 
I don’t know why but these are seriously my favorite posts to read! I could totally see my husband doing the same thing with the Christmas music haha.
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Hahaha. He ended up turning it off so I just sang the songs out loud from the kitchen 😉
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HAHAHA “TWO OF YOU” I’m dyingggg….also the “I’m gonna turn this sh** off” after being super romantic, also hilarious. Hope you had a wonderful Christmas & New Year’s!!
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He thinks he’s such a comedian. Lol. Admittedly, he does make me laugh a lot. Lol.
Thanks, you too!!
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Hahaha two of you, dead!
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He’s too clever and quick witted for his own good…
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What a cute and fun relationship you two have haha, these are too funny!
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Thank you, haha!
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So funny!!!
Ricky & i just had a discussion on Wham this past weekend, I adore George Michaels & still devastated about his loss.
Did you know teddy ruxpin is back out.,saw him at Christmas & was like, whoooo
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On Halloween we had a trick-or-treater dressed as Teddy Ruxpin! It was so creative and funny!!
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Hahahahaaha “I’m going to turn this shit off.” Sounds like something Chris would have done. I start the Christmas music far too early for his likings.
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K hates Christmas music on Christmas *eyeroll*
November might have been a little early, though… lol!
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“Gonna turn this shit off” made me laugh out loud. Oh K. In all fairness, there was a time I would have been K and now I’m more like you. 😀 I love these conversations because I can totally see the two of you having them.
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He is my little Grinch around the holidays. It’s alright, I’m used to him 😉
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No Wham! LOLOL
I just realized I’ve been sitting on Shit MFD Said for over a month.
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Ha. He was pretty adamant about that…
Post it soon!!
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Hahah, this made me laugh out loud. My husband always tells me I smell like band aids when I come home from work… well, I do work in a medical office … ??! I don’t know!
Ashley @ A Cute Angle // acutelifestyle.blogspot.com
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Hahahaha- well that makes sense then!
The other day he said that HE smelled like old people so I guess we both do? Although I think he was smelling my lipstick that morning, lol.
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Omg, these posts just crack me up! Thanks for sharing. LOL
-Lauren
http://www.shootingstarsmag.net
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Glad to be of entertainment 😉 Lol!
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Love the two of you! Haha.
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Haha, he definitely keeps our life interesting 😉 Thanks! Lol
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This was great!
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Lol, thank you! Half credit goes to Kyle 😉
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I love the Christmas music one. I feel like my boyfriend would do exactly that.
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He is such a Grinch. I should be used to it by now, lol.
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“I’m gonna turn this shit off” just killed me. I love these!
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No festive spirit in that one. Geez. Lol.
It probably doesn’t help that I played Xmas music at work for 2 months with him 10 feet away from me… lol
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Hey, good point about the 80s bands! I grew up on that stuff because my mother is obsessed, particularly with Journey and Boston. That WHAM comment cracks me up!
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It just hit me one day that all those bands are single names. Like, what the heck? Haha!
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I am cracking up about the Christmas music. When my husband wants me to turn something off or stop me from doing something that’s annoying him, he does the same thing.
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Yep. They come up all sweet like and you think they’re going to be romantic or something. And then they say something like that. Hahaha.
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HAHAHA this has to be my favorite of all. I died laughing!
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Glad we could make you laugh 😀 Haha!
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These conversations are too funny!
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Thanks, lol! My husband definitely keeps me laughing.
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Haha I love the joke about girlfriends! Chris and I always joke about having other significant others too!
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K just thinks he’s so clever with his girlfriend jokes. Lol. I tease him, too, though 😉
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cute!
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Thank you 🙂
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bahahah oh my goodness that one about him romantically nuzzling you and then him whispering he’s going to turn that shit off haha i literally laughed out loud. i would do the exact same thing to ravery.
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Hahaha, he’s always doing crap like that! He starts off so sweet and loving and then says something completely off the wall and borderline offensive. Hahaha. That’s alright- that’s just who he is. Lol
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