The world is depressing and heavy right now so today I’m sharing some recent conversations with K that are neither depressing nor heavy.
Me: How’s she doing?
K: Good. I’m a snot machine in the other hand.
Me: What color?
Me: …that was a very “mom question” wasn’t it?
*while in the car*
Me: Uh oh.
Me: I think I smell a poopy diaper.
K: … um no. That was me. I farted.
Me: If you die first I’m putting mascara on you in your casket.
K: No you’re not.
Me: I am.
K: If you die first I’m having a party.
*a little context here: K has beautiful eyelashes. I’ve been asking to put mascara on them since we first started dating…*
Me: Why are you so testy tonight?
K: Because I made our daughter bleed while clipping her nails!
Me: Ok, but that’s not my fault. She’s fine. Don’t take it out on me.
K: I’m taking it out on everyone.
Me: Ok, well I’m going to go to laundry because it’s more fun than you right now.
Find a reason to smile, friends. And wash your hands!