… wearing a bra.
… wearing pants.
… wearing high heels.
… attending a middle school band concert.
… sitting at Table 9 at your third cousin’s wedding reception.
… giving birth.
… stubbing your toe.
… throwing up.
… getting water up your nose.
… buying tampons in front of your dad.
… farting right before someone comes into the room.
… a Pap smear.
… the middle seat of an airplane.
… a pea under 20 mattresses when you’re a princess.
… watching a sex scene in a movie with your parents (or worse, in-laws!).
… texting the wrong person.
… texting the wrong person something ABOUT that person.
… scraping your knuckle on cement while drawing with chalk.
… walking in on someone using the restroom.
… Texas in August.
… trying to parallel park in front of other people and realizing it’s not going to work and having to give up and drive away while everyone watches.
… biting ice cream.
… when a chip stabs you in the roof of your mouth.
Just trying to bring a little humor to something that’s truly life or death. Wear a mask, friends. It’s not forever, but it’s for the good of all. And trust me, there are things much more uncomfortable- namely death & losing a loved one.
Thank you for coming to my snarky tedxtalk.
10 Comments Add yours
PREACH! I can’t believe how selfish people are being! It’s really infuriating!
Wait till you have to watch sex scenes with your CHILD when they’re teenagers 🙂 LOL
Middle school band concert totally made me laugh
Hahahaha. You’re not wrong… Lol. Probably more awkward for her than me? But awkward all around!
Man… they’re the worst. LOL
Oh gosh, this is amazing. But seriously – I don’t know people are so selfish sometimes. Like, it’s not all about you. Just wear the dang mask so we can get through this without tons more people dying.
But really, a ton of these are SO true – they are more uncomfortable than wearing a mask. Like throwing up. Ugh, that’s the worst. And stubbing your toe freaking HURTS! I would like to add getting a paper cut, because that tiny cut hurts like HELL.
Yeah. It’s a very easy thing to do that can save a lot of lives and turn this thing around. Ridiculous.
I almost put paper cuts! Haha! Great addition!
Love love love, may have to borrow this post idea
Go for it, lol!
Yes! I love it! Not much is worse than wearing high heels lol. Hate them and avoid at all costs.
AGREED. I wore some the other days for calling hours and I was like, “I don’t know the last time I wore anything with a heel!”