Chats With K

Hi! Welcome to another edition of chats with K (a.k.a. my husband).

While browsing bridesmaid dresses for my bff’s wedding.
Me: Ooh, I like this one but it’s a high-low and she said long.
K: What the hell is a “high-low”?
Me: Shorter in the front and longer in the back.
K: Oh, a mullet dress.


Me: We need to talk about something. *launches into a parenting theory and how it applies to what we’re doing with M and eventually lands on the conclusion that we’re doing things right and we probably don’t need to change*
K: … … … ok.
Me: I guess we didn’t really need to talk about anything. I could’ve kept that in my head.
K: Yeah… that’s very true.


Me: You’re chewing gum. You don’t usually chew gum.
K: I had an eye doctor appointment today and they were right in my face.
Me: But… you had a mask on…
K: Farts go through pants!


After walking up the stairs to put M down for a nap…
K: Have you started feeding her yet?
Me: No, why? Do you need something?
K: I need you to come here a minute….
I walk back down the stairs & K meets me there.
K: Ok, I’ll take her *scoops M from my arms* and you need to go kill the big black fuzzy thing on the window sill. You should take a shoe. Or a shotgun.

*It was a spider. K hates spiders.


After an extremely stressful day at work and 20 minutes of yelling for Bristol to stop attacking a bird in the backyard and then cleaning up the dead bird/wiping blood off the dog….
K: How are you not drinking wine yet…!?


I think I took a glass of wine to bed with me after that last conversation. LOL. Thank goodness M was asleep for most of that!

10 Comments Add yours

  1. Lauren Becker says:

    Hah, these are great. I’m with K…I hate spiders. *shudder* I can’t even handle photos of them or fake ones. Just no. Love the mullet dress – he’s not wrong!

    -Lauren
    http://www.shootingstarsmag.net

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    1. Audrey says:

      Lol, I handle spiders and he handles the bugs. YUCK.

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  2. Ashley says:

    Haha haha! Loved this. So fun!

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    1. Audrey says:

      Thanks, Ashley!

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  3. Rebecca Jo says:

    LOL… I always love these.
    A Mullet dress – that really needs to be the name of that style dress

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    1. Audrey says:

      Ha, after he said it I was like… “Well… yeah, I guess” LOL

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  4. A mullet dress! Ahahaha, perfect description!

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    1. Audrey says:

      Hahaha. He’s all about symmetry so I doubt he’s a big fan of the style.

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  5. Sharon says:

    Oh my goodness! I legit lol’ed at these! Thanks for sharing these convos! 😂

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    1. Audrey says:

      Haha, you’re welcome! 😀

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