First and foremost, this is all in good fun. After talking with K (who happens to be my boss & husband), we decided that it'd be safe and good for me to start maternity leave the week of Thanksgiving- with or without baby being here. We're not sure how long I can be gone from … Continue reading How You Know It’s Time
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Things I Miss
I know way back in the day pregnant women smoked and drank, ate whatever they wanted, and did all the things. Luckies... Don't get me wrong- I appreciate that research and science have found new ways to be responsible and healthy during pregnancy, but dammit I miss a lot of stuff right now. Sleeping on … Continue reading Things I Miss
Chats With K
We had some of these conversations months ago but it was before baby was public news 😉 K: That's a good hospital but it’s kind of far away for taking care of the dogs. Me: We’ll work that out before hand and have a sitter on call. K: But for me to go home at … Continue reading Chats With K
Chats with K
Last Saturday marked 11 years with Kyle. The original "chat with K" occurred on that day in 2007. Me: Guess what? My parents finally decided it'd be ok* if we dated! K: Cool! Me: ...so...? K: Well, I guess we're dating now. Always the romantic, friends. *There's an age gap between us (and I was … Continue reading Chats with K
Softball Pro Tips From an Amateur
A few posts ago I made mention of a co-ed softball team that I was asked to join this summer. Not to brag, but as a last round draft pick (a.k.a. after the team was formed and after they exhausted their substitutes for a few weeks they brought me on full time), I bring a … Continue reading Softball Pro Tips From an Amateur
Chats with K
Just your average round up of conversations I had with the husband... Me: Maybe these melatonin pills put you to sleep because when we take them I have to keep quiet for 30 seconds while they dissolve under my tongue. K: Yep, I was just thinking that. Discussing lunch in the middle of my alcohol … Continue reading Chats with K
The Bridesmaid Diaries
I'm not sure how things work with the men, but the ladies' side of a wedding party can get nuts. (I'm pretty sure most men smuggle in flasks, make jokes about it "not being too late to run...", and bitch about uncomfortable rental shoes.) If you've ever been in a bridal party maybe you've experience … Continue reading The Bridesmaid Diaries
