A Tale of Two Toddlers

On Sunday we went to church and left Moo in the toddlers’ room during the service. When we picked her up, the volunteers in the room told us that another little girl had gotten hurt and M was first on the scene to pat her head and give her a hug. My mommy-heart LITERALLY burst….

Chats With K

One week and one day until Christmas! Woo! That’s a weak lead-in to some pretty humorous* chats with K that I jotted down…*in my opinion K: I need DEF. [for his truck]Me: … Mos Def? LL COOL J. Luda. Biggie biggie biggie. TupacK: *just stares at me*Me: Want to name 90s rapper with me?K: Mos Def…

Chats With K

Hi! Welcome to another edition of chats with K (a.k.a. my husband). While browsing bridesmaid dresses for my bff’s wedding. Me: Ooh, I like this one but it’s a high-low and she said long. K: What the hell is a “high-low”? Me: Shorter in the front and longer in the back. K: Oh, a mullet…

Things That Are More Uncomfortable Than Wearing a Mask….

… wearing a bra. … wearing pants. … wearing high heels. … attending a middle school band concert. … sitting at Table 9 at your third cousin’s wedding reception. … giving birth. … stubbing your toe. … throwing up. … getting water up your nose. … buying tampons in front of your dad. … farting…

How You Know It’s Time

First and foremost, this is all in good fun. After talking with K (who happens to be my boss & husband), we decided that it’d be safe and good for me to start maternity leave the week of Thanksgiving- with or without baby being here. We’re not sure how long I can be gone from…